May is the perfect month for the vegetable known as the “Pie Plant!” As if that distinction isn’t weird enough, it’s also got an “H” in its name for some reason.
Why? It’s a mysterhy!!!
This week, Random Order will be giving away one of Portland’s most favorite-est rhubarb pies!
Here’s how to win some pie:
Step 1 – Instagram some rhubarb
We’re talking farmer’s market rhubarb, grocery store rhubarb, in the ground rhubarb! Rhubarb any place, any where, any make, any model just take the damn shot!
Step 2 – Tag Random Order in it
EASY AS PIE!
Random’s favorite shot will be selected this Friday, with the winner taking home some our magical rhubarb gold!
Join Random Order Lead Pastry Chef Hillary Kirkton for a hands on Banana Cream Pie Cooking class!
Hillary will guide you through the methodology, science, philosophy and commitment it takes to building the world’s greatest banana cream pie, made with Whole Trade bananas, with everyone getting to sample what they bake!
The class is almost filled, so please email Kristin at Whole Foods or call guest services at 503.525.4343 to sign up.
Date: Sunday, April 28, 2013 – 2:00 to 3:30
Location: Salud in the Pearl store
Cost: $35 donation to the Whole Planet Foundation
$5 Bourbon & Baileys – Because we care!
—By Jennifer M. Wood
Pie is for Lovers.
Love Eating Pie – We’re offering Pie & Cocktail Packages to set the mood – Flirty, Romantic or Up for Anything.
Sweetie Pie Date: 2 RO V-Day Cocktails, A slice of Pie to Share & 2 Linzer Heart Cookies. $20
Valentine’s Stag: 1 RO V-Day Cocktail, A slice of Pie to Enjoy & 1 Linzer Heart Cookie. $11
Kick Off at the Sweetie Soul-cial – Wednesday 2/13! DJ Spinning Heart Stoking Hits 8-Midnight.
Special Runs through Sunday 2/17.
Nothing says Love like Eating Pie.
Random Order Valentine’s Cocktails
Chocolate Old Fashioned: Temperance Trader Bourbon, Creme de Cacao, muddled cherry & orange with a dash of bitters on the rocks.
Chocolate Russian: New Deal Mud Puddle Vodka, Kahlua, splashed w/ cream on the rocks w/ a cherry.
Choco-tini: New Deal Mud Puddle Vodka, Creme de Cacao and a string of cherries, shaken & served up.
Sparkling Kiss: Sparkling Wine, Pomegranate, Cherry
If you’re not having sex, you should be eating pie.
xoxoxo Random Order
Spicy Tequilla Laced Hot Chocolate – perfect for the end of the day, end of the year, end of the world!
It’s time to order Pie for your Holiday Parties!
RandomOrder THANKSGIVING 2012 PIE MENU
“Old World Apple Farm” Apple – A delicious celebration of local organic heritage apples from the “Old World Apple Farm.” You have no idea how good apples can be.
Tahitian-Vanilla Salted Caramel Apple – Organic local apples tumbled in our homemade caramel and laid to service under a vanilla sugar-salted crust. Crimony.
SDF-PDX Salted Pecan – Temperance Trader Bourbon, Sea Salted Top – it’s velvety smooth w/ just the right bite. Buckle up and enjoy the ride.
Spirited Pumpkin – Dark rum and plenty of warm spices make this a pumpkin pie to remember.
‘New Deal’ Coffee Cream – New Deal Coffee Liqueur Pastry Cream topped w/ fresh whip & espresso dust. F.D.R. would approve.
9” Pie Serves 8. $ 35 $5 refundable w/glass pie plate return in 14 days
Pie Ordering Instructions:
1. Order by Saturday, November 17th – call 971.340.6995 or come in.
2. ORDER EARLY – Our small hardworking kitchen can accommodate a limited number of special orders.
3. Payment due at time of order – Visa/Mastercard & Cash.
4. SCHEDULE YOUR PICKUP – Times available Tuesday evening through Thursday morning. Pick up times are limited, so order early to get the best time.
5. Pick up at 1800 NE Alberta at your scheduled time and ENJOY!
6. Questions? firstname.lastname@example.org
Kid Foods for Grownups…Boozy pies – bring tweaked comfort in a flaky pastry shell.
We’re so proud to be listed among America’s Best Pie Spots in Food & Wine Magazine.
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Random Order Pie Bar
1800 NE Alberta St.
Portland, OR 97211
Open Every Day
Sun. - Wed. 7:30 am - 9:30 pm
Thur. - Sat. 7:30 am - 11:30 pm